Home Education Advocates Gifts

"I was completely home-schooled. My masters degree is from my grandfather, my Ph.D is from my aunt Sarah."

'Home Schooling'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Common Core Family Therapy

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

They're behind me aren't they?

Snacks for Learners

Homeschooling

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

I'm home-schooling him.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Home Schooled On The Range

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

'I was home schooled. It stands for 'Master of Bedmaking and Aerobic housecleaning'.'

"Have we considered home schooling, if only for the less parental involvement?"

"Another home-schooled lawyer..."

Teaching from Home

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

Last day of home school.

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

Someone should stop the school from taking the webcam photos of the students. The kid's parents are suing the school. Excellent. Which means our taxes will be wasted on lawyers. Someone else should stop them! My sentiments exactly.

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"College?! Are you crazy?! Thanks to the coronavirus, you'll be lucky to graduate from the kitchen and continue schooling in the dining room!"

"Can we get you another soda, Johnny?"