Stay-at-home Parenting Pillows

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Hassled Mother.

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

Keeping occupied in lockdown

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

Mums coffee morning

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Working from Home: In/Still In