Stay-at-home Mom Pillows

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"I love being on the mommy track."

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"Mom, can I lick the bowl?"

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

Mums coffee morning

'Just take some home and I'm sure your wife will know how to cook them.'

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

'I'm a stay-at-home soccer mother.'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

Hassled Mother.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"Profession?"

"We can do it! zzzz"

"My favourite part of being a stay-at-home mom is when they're at school."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Supermom.

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."