Single Mom Pillows

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

Modern relationships on mailboxes.

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Bedelia was torn. On the one hand, she had never met a man so generous...

'They're all by different dads.'

'Of course I like your new boyfriend. He lives along with his mom too!'

'Mum, how come I don't have a daddy?'

"Oh, I am enjoying our date, Harry, but if I seem nervous it may be because you're the only man I've spoken to since September who's over the age of fifteen."

'Looks like your father's maintenance cheque has arrived.'

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

"Enjoy all those Valentines while they're obligatory."

Single parents.

'Remember when I said I had a little one?'

"The wheels on the Mercedes C300 Sport Sedan mommy got in the divorce settlement go round and round, round and round ..."

Momco

'I encouraged my mom to work. I need my alone time!'

"How do you do? So you're the one who sings that little song on your mother's answering machine."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Balancing work and family

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

'Save us!'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Hassled Mother.

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."