Single Moms Pillows

'She just likes saying 'Uranus'.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Hassled Mother.

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Mums coffee morning

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Single parents.

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

Parents teacher conference.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'