Single Mom Supporter Pillows

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Hassled Mother.

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Mums coffee morning

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'Superbaby...More powerful than an electric breast pump!'

Children.

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Single parents.

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

The Vitruvian mum.

Parents teacher conference.

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'