Busy Mom Pillows

"Does it matter if the living room carpet isn't the same color all over?"

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

"My mommy needs a 'scription, 'cause she said her boss is a pain in the. . ."

Home Working For Women

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Supermom.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Balancing work and family

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Fitness Programme for babies

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Save us!'

"First break since 2008."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Hassled Mother.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'