Becoming A Stay-at-home Parent Pillows

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'What's play?'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Hassled Mother.

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

Keeping occupied in lockdown

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Mom dwarves.

Mums coffee morning

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Here's one I made earlier!'