Becoming A Stay-at-home Parent Pillows

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'What's play?'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Hassled Mother.

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Keeping occupied in lockdown

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Here's one I made earlier!'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."