Stay-at-home Father Pillows

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Hassled Mother.

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Skateboard

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Mums coffee morning

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

Fathers are Heroes

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Working from Home: In/Still In

"I think we need to spend more time with the children...how many have we got?"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'