Stay-at-home Father Prints

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Hassled Mother.

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Skateboard

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

Mums coffee morning

Fathers are Heroes

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Working from Home: In/Still In

"I think we need to spend more time with the children...how many have we got?"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

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