Working Dad Prints

'Maybe tomorrow.'

"Honey, I've got to work late. Can you swing by and pick up the kids?"

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Having a new baby can make you feel a bit tired, sometimes you forget things."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Not that net!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Golfing Boss

"First class, or with children?"

Dog yoga