Work-at-home Parent Pillows

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Balancing work and family

"First break since 2008."

'Save us!'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Daddy's working from home today."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Hassled Mother.

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Balancing Family and Work