Work-at-home Parent Gifts

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Balancing work and family

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Save us!'

"Daddy's working from home today."

"First break since 2008."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

Hassled Mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'