Working Parent Lifestyle Gifts

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Balancing work and family

"First break since 2008."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Save us!'

"He just said his first word!"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.