Working Mom Gifts

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Rest Area

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

'When I want to watch a realistic comedy about a working mom, I'll look in the mirror.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'Maybe tomorrow.'

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

Balancing work and family

'I'm a daughter in-law, a wife, mom to three kids and your asking me if I can multi task?'

'I encourage my mom to work. I enjoy being a two-income child.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"I'm sorry I embarrassed you at work, Mom. But you should know by now - I'm not the kind of person to put on a speakerphone."

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"The best thing about this company is their generous "family be here' policy."

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

"First break since 2008."

'No! I'm sick!'

"I'm dealing with tweens at home and fiends at work."

Awake and Doing Great

"I'm a working mom."

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Save us!'

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'