Working Mum Gifts

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

'be careful what you wish for.'

'Suddenly I hate technology.'

'Don't come over!'

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Supermom.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Balancing work and family

"First break since 2008."

'Save us!'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

Why moms make bad refs.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"