Working Motherhood Gifts

Hard-working Woman

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Mother Nature

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Balancing work and family

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'Save us!'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"First break since 2008."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

I love my family!

'I don't have time for throwing up.'