Working Mother Gifts

'That's nothing, you want to try juggling three kids and a full time job.'

"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Mommy, a boy in my class called you a name. What's a 'powerchick'?'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"I could really get ahead at my two jobs if it weren't for that five letter vice I crave...SLEEP."

"Please don't make me work from home. I have a stay-at-home husband and two pre-schoolers."

"Juggling our schedules with me in school and you working full-time is just too difficult."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

You missed a spot!

Children.

'Good to see you back at work.'

'It's easy for you to climb the corporate ladder, you just lay your eggs and leave: No need for Maternity Leave!'

Having It All

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Awake and Doing Great

Working mother

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

"First break since 2008."

"The best thing about this company is their generous "family be here' policy."

Working mother

'Let me rephrase that...'

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

'Alert the troops I'm going back to work.'

Supermom.

Working Mother

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.