Working Mom Warrior Gifts

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Supermom.

Baby pram as a tank

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Balancing work and family

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Save us!'

"Daddy's working from home today."

"First break since 2008."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'