Working Mom Warriors Gifts

'It's easy for you to climb the corporate ladder, you just lay your eggs and leave: No need for Maternity Leave!'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Supermom.

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Balancing work and family

"First break since 2008."

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Save us!'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

That's my daughter, Alayna

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."