Motherhood Gifts

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"Your mom's a very special person."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"I recommend an epidural, at least until they're off to school."

'Engorgement's not easy for either of us.'

Time for Yourself.

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

'Where are the kids?'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'Superbaby...More powerful than an electric breast pump!'

Maternity Ward

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'Oh, sure, the world gets a savior, and what do I get? Hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits!'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"Mom? Are you awake?"

This could be interesting...

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

A Mom's Purse

'Two more months!...who's delivering this baby...the post office?'

Sports car style baby buggy.

Breastfeeding in public

The perils of boob jobs.

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

Mothers are Heroes

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

Why is Mum so happy. Doesn't she realize the holidays are over and it's back to school today!

'I was well-informed, well-adjusted, a useful member of society - then I married.'

Dedicated soccer moms Gail and Linda were determined to give their unborn children a jump on the competition.