Motherhood Prints

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"Your mom's a very special person."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"I recommend an epidural, at least until they're off to school."

'Engorgement's not easy for either of us.'

Time for Yourself.

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

'Where are the kids?'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

Maternity Ward

'Superbaby...More powerful than an electric breast pump!'

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'Oh, sure, the world gets a savior, and what do I get? Hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits!'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"Mom? Are you awake?"

This could be interesting...

'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

Sports car style baby buggy.

A Mom's Purse

Mothers are Heroes

'Two more months!...who's delivering this baby...the post office?'

Why is Mum so happy. Doesn't she realize the holidays are over and it's back to school today!

Breastfeeding in public

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

The perils of boob jobs.

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

The Vitruvian mum.

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'