Considering Motherhood Gifts

"Kids? No, uh, I'd rather travel."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Biological alarm clock!

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Chez Nous Menu

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Mother Nature

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"He's such a fussy eater."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Fitness Programme for babies

Men explained.

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Downloading Pregnancy

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."