Embracing Modern Motherhood Gifts

Surrogate patchwork mom

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"He just said his first word!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I'm so good at this!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

The modern generation!

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Smartphone Sonogram

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Laptops

Maternity tattoos

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

Biological Alarm Clock.

Three Parent Baby

Today's Mothers Day!

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

At the modern antenatal class.