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Surrogate patchwork mom

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"He just said his first word!"

"I'm so good at this!"

The modern generation!

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Smartphone Sonogram

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Laptops

Biological Alarm Clock.

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Maternity tattoos

Today's Mothers Day!

Three Parent Baby

Waiting Room

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

At the modern antenatal class.

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."