Modern Mom Gifts

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

"I don't want my kid watching sick and hateful crap day by day!"

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

"Yeah, yeah, I'm listening, you want me to pay you more attention, blah, blah, blah."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Maternity tattoos

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"I don't want kids - I hear they take nine months to download..."

"Excuse me, but my kid is calling me from his stroller. He wants his bottle."

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

With all the distractions in today's society, the moms decided to gather their kids together for a good old fashioned play date.

At the modern antenatal class.

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

'I tore my pants, Mom -- can you download a patch?'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

Baby Calls His Mother.

Laptops

Waaa. There, there, Tricia. Don't cry. Momma knows just what you need. Here's your very own iPhone. If you can't beat 'em, text 'em. You're only allowed 27,000 texts per month.

"Happy Mother's Day! I ordered you something from Amazon!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Supermom.

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"He just said his first word!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone