Modern Motherhood Enthusiast Gifts

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Supermom.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

The modern generation!

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Open other end

Smartphone Sonogram

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Baby on Board

Laptops

Maternity tattoos

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Today's Mothers Day!

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Child on a schedule.

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Single parents.

At the modern antenatal class.

'She's the primary caregiver!'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."