Modern Motherhood Enthusiast Gifts

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Supermom.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Open other end

The modern generation!

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Smartphone Sonogram

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Maternity tattoos

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Laptops

Baby on Board

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Today's Mothers Day!

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Child on a schedule.

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

Single parents.

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

At the modern antenatal class.