Modern Motherhood Explorer Gifts

Surrogate patchwork mom

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I'm so good at this!"

The modern generation!

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Smartphone Sonogram

Open other end

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Preparing for a new arrival

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Laptops

Maternity tattoos

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

Biological Alarm Clock.

Three Parent Baby

Waiting Room

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Today's Mothers Day!

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"