Modern Motherhood Explorer Gifts

Surrogate patchwork mom

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I'm so good at this!"

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Open other end

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

The modern generation!

Smartphone Sonogram

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Preparing for a new arrival

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Maternity tattoos

Laptops

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

Biological Alarm Clock.

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Today's Mothers Day!

Three Parent Baby

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.