Motherhood Explorer Gifts

This could be interesting...

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Mom's always doing things for my own good, but it doesn't seem to rub off!

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"I'm so good at this!"

Open other end

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Preparing for a new arrival

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

Biological Alarm Clock.

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Waiting Room

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Obstetrics.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

D-Day (Dad Day)

Are we going to raise her as a cat person or a dog person?

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Womb for Kids

Single parents.

'She's the primary caregiver!'

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

“It's a healthy baby boy. And, wow, the mouth on your wife …”

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."