Motherhood Explorer Gifts

This could be interesting...

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Mom's always doing things for my own good, but it doesn't seem to rub off!

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I'm so good at this!"

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Open other end

Preparing for a new arrival

Biological Alarm Clock.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Obstetrics.

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

Single parents.

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

“It's a healthy baby boy. And, wow, the mouth on your wife …”

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Womb for Kids

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

"Do you think he's taking this security blanket thing a bit too seriously?"

"Your baby's fussiness, whining, and general discontent isn't anything to worry about. It should clear up on its own in about 18 years."