Motherhood Journey Navigator Gifts

Mother Love is Without Logic

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"I'm so good at this!"

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Preparing for a new arrival

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Biological Alarm Clock.

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

'Our computer responds to voice commands, but our kids don't.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Waiting Room

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

Doctor Tries to Explain Breast Feeding

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."

Mom's always doing things for my own good, but it doesn't seem to rub off!

Maternity Room: Push, Push, Push.

Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.

"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"

"Now we get all our news from Nickelodeon."

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'