Motherhood Adventurer Gifts

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Preparing for a new arrival

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Desperate Househusbands: 'Help! My wife left me with the kids for two minutes while she ran to the store. Help!'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"