Motherhood Journeyer Gifts

Preparing for a new arrival

"I wish you wouldn't repeat everything I shouldn't have said."

Maternity Room: Push, Push, Push.

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"I hear you may do a baby."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"I'm so good at this!"

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Biological Alarm Clock.

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

Waiting Room

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Please take a number.

Obstetrics.

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

'COME BACK..I NEED TO PUT YOU ON!!'

Mom's always doing things for my own good, but it doesn't seem to rub off!

"Now we get all our news from Nickelodeon."

Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.