Mom Life Adventurer Gifts

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

It's a Boy

'I mean...'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Preparing for a new arrival

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Baby in Bike Basket

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Too Short Vacation Ahead

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."