Mom Life Adventurer Prints

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

It's a Boy

'I mean...'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Preparing for a new arrival

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Baby in Bike Basket

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'