Motherhood Journey Gifts

"I recommend an epidural, at least until they're off to school."

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

"I think Mom needs a tune-up."

"Now we get all our news from Nickelodeon."

"I'm so good at this!"

Biological Alarm Clock.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

'Yeah, it was wonderful to have the kids home the whole summer.'

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"He's such a fussy eater."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Mother Nature

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

Men explained.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Downloading Pregnancy

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."