Motherhood Adventurer T-Shirts

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

Mother CareBaby Gap

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Preparing for a new arrival

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'She is being impossible again.'