Motherhood Journey Navigator Prints

Mother Love is Without Logic

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"I'm so good at this!"

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Preparing for a new arrival

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

Biological Alarm Clock.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'Our computer responds to voice commands, but our kids don't.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

Doctor Tries to Explain Breast Feeding

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."

"Now we get all our news from Nickelodeon."

Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

Mom's always doing things for my own good, but it doesn't seem to rub off!

"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"

Maternity Room: Push, Push, Push.

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."