Maternity Explorer Gifts

Womb for Kids

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Obstetrics.

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

“It's a healthy baby boy. And, wow, the mouth on your wife …”

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

Mom's always doing things for my own good, but it doesn't seem to rub off!

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

This could be interesting...

The surrendered mom

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

'And to think I started out as a little bundle of joy.'

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

Kangaroo Pushing Buggy.

Mother Love is Without Logic

Surrogate patchwork mom

'You may have to go through the pain barrier today.'

'The trial marriage was going okay, until a surprise witness showed up.'

"I was TOO listening. I just wasn't caring."

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."