Maternity Explorer Gifts

Womb for Kids

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Obstetrics.

D-Day (Dad Day)

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

“It's a healthy baby boy. And, wow, the mouth on your wife …”

Mom's always doing things for my own good, but it doesn't seem to rub off!

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

This could be interesting...

The surrendered mom

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'You may have to go through the pain barrier today.'

Kangaroo Pushing Buggy.

'The trial marriage was going okay, until a surprise witness showed up.'

Surrogate patchwork mom

"I was TOO listening. I just wasn't caring."

Mother Love is Without Logic

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."