Pregnancy Explorer Gifts

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I hear you may do a baby."

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Uterus: One size fits all.

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Birthing Ball

Baby on Board

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

Baby Footballer

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Happy Mothers Day

Obstetrics.

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

Womb for Kids

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

'How far along are you?'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

“It's a healthy baby boy. And, wow, the mouth on your wife …”

'They're not reliable.'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

Open other end

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'