Pregnancy Explorer Mugs

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"I hear you may do a baby."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Uterus: One size fits all.

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Birthing Ball

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Baby on Board

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Happy Mothers Day

Baby Footballer

Obstetrics.

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

D-Day (Dad Day)

Womb for Kids

'How far along are you?'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

“It's a healthy baby boy. And, wow, the mouth on your wife …”

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

'They're not reliable.'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

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