Pregnancy Adventurers Gifts

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'How many fingers do you see?'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Baby on Board

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Baby Footballer

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

Obstetrics.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'How far along are you?'