Pregnancy Adventurers Gifts

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'How many fingers do you see?'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'Hold it!'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Baby on Board

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

Baby Footballer

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Obstetrics.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

'How far along are you?'