Expectant Adventurers Gifts

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"You were meant to give birth six days ago, so I've called in an expert to help!"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

Pigboy makes use of a box.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Baby trying to break out'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Tunnel of Dove.

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

How humans are born.

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

'If I could get outside I'd go there and there, ooo, and definitely there!'

"If you do not wish to know the results look away now..."

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

'Frankly Darling, I don't need a GPS system to tell me I'm in the middle of nowhere...'

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"