Expectant Adventurer Gifts

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"So, the inevitable sequel."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Where the wild things were."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Shoot For The Moon

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Bird sitting on a wing.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Rainbow/Horizon

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"We're looking for our local post office."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'