Expectant Adventurer Gifts

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"So, the inevitable sequel."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Where the wild things were."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Shoot For The Moon

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Rainbow/Horizon

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

An old lady Kitesurfing

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

"We're looking for our local post office."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'