Impatient Adventurer Gifts

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"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Now you can send it."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"I am not asking for directions."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"...it's another metal detector."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Skier.

Saguaro Cacti.

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Reading room

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"So, the inevitable sequel."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'Well, we made it.'

Agoraphobic Explorer

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."