Impatient Warrior Gifts

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

La Table

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Militant Pacifists

'He's under office-arrest.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'I'll take #1.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'