Line-waiting Warrior Gifts

La Table

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'He's under office-arrest.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hear they're really good.'

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'I'll take #1.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Karate School.

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'