Line-waiting Legend Gifts

Know someone who’s a pro at waiting in line and making it look cool? Our collection of creative gifts captures the spirit of the line-waiting legend with witty designs and clever artwork. From mugs to prints, these products turn patience into art, making waiting time a little more fun and a lot more stylish.

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"Hunger and thirst were bad. . . some people around me collapsed. . . and by the time I got home the kids were grown up and my wife had long since remarried. . . well, Ed. . . that was one hell of a long cash desk queue!"

"Hunger and thirst were bad. . . some people around me collapsed. . . and by the time I got home the kids were grown up and my wife had long since remarried. . . well, Ed. . . that was one hell of a long cash desk queue!"

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La Table

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"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?" mockup

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

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Late BroomStick

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'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!' mockup

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

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Waiting for Pants

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Test your patience, back in one hour. mockup

Test your patience, back in one hour.

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'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...' mockup

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

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Fresh fish

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'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.' mockup

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

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'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!' mockup

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

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Prisoner still life painting.

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Medical Center.

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"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?" mockup

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

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"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one." mockup

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

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'I hear they're really good.'

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The interminable!

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'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.' mockup

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

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'I believe you were first.'

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Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here. mockup

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

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"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..." mockup

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

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Time-Off Coupons

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'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?' mockup

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

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"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

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