"Hunger and thirst were bad. . . some people around me collapsed. . . and by the time I got home the kids were grown up and my wife had long since remarried. . . well, Ed. . . that was one hell of a long cash desk queue!"
Line-waiting Legend Mugs
Celebrate their legendary patience with our witty line-waiting mugs. Perfect for coffee breaks and keeping spirits high during those long waits, these humorous designs make waiting time more enjoyable.
La Table
Late BroomStick
"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"
'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'
Waiting for Pants
Test your patience, back in one hour.
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'
Fresh fish
'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'
Prisoner still life painting.
Medical Center.
"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"
"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."
'I hear they're really good.'
The interminable!
'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'
'I believe you were first.'
Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.
"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."
Time-Off Coupons
"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'
Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.
"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."
"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'
Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'
'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'
Country Girl Yeee Haaa!
I stood in line for an hour only to find out there's a height requirement. You must be this tall. Waits and measures!
'Waiting for...'
"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."
'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'
Line-waiting Legend Mugs Collection
Line-waiting Legend Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to add humor and style to any waiting connoisseur’s home decor.
Line-waiting Legend Prints
Browse our prints to get vibrant, witty artwork that celebrates the patience of true line-waiting legends.
Line-waiting Legend T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts collection for more fun and witty designs celebrating the art of waiting in line.