Waiting Enthusiast Gifts

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Him who waits.

Welcome to the Team

Late BroomStick

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Waiting for Pants

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

Medical Center.

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Snail crossing

The interminable!

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"But is it..?"

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."