Waiting Enthusiast Gifts

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Him who waits.

Welcome to the Team

Late BroomStick

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Waiting for Pants

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

Medical Center.

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Snail crossing

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

The interminable!

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"But is it..?"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',