Anticipation Enthusiasts Gifts

"We're still pre-rich."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.

Nostrildamus.

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

Suspense

'Being sick can sure affect your grades. The kid I cheat off of has been out all week.'

"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

"Sharp pencils, clean paper, good light, comfortable chair, hot coffee, warm room... ready to work... perhaps the room is too warm..."

Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

You ready? You betcha. J-Lo will have a love child with Alan Greenspan, then cure male-pattern baldness. From the files of: It could happen in 2021. Technical support will answer the phone.

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

Suspense